eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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