Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Can you bring me the toilet please
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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