I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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