Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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