gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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