Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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