so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
how does that bad decision feel?
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