were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
The air was thick with penises
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize