the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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