What a fucking waste of an outfit
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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