i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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