DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
