Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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