My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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