I am in a vortex of obligation.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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