Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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