handjob tips. give me some.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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