then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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