Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
