i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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