Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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