yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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