i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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