I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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