The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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