So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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