Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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