Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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