Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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