Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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