Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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