Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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