imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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