I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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