i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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