yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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