Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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