Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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