After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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