wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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