Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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