Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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