Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I stole a fireplace last night.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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