you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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