Just cropdusted the office
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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