At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize