The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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