I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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