your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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