she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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