i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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