Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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