They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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