How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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